Dali Devotee Pillows

Salvador Dali museum

Salvador Deli

"You can't turn back time!"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Occu-Pie Mars

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The Blob's Blog.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

Dear Diary

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

'Dali'

The Salvador Deli.

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Dear Diary...Resolutions

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."