Doom And Gloom Devotee Gifts

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Apocalypse Research Center

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

The End is Nigh

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Grim Reaper leaning on scared trader.

Watching telly

If only we could sell shares in doom and gloom.

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

"I find your projections a little pessimistic, Lee."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

The Sports Fanatic

"What really bothers me is he's my financial advisor."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

The End is Nigh

"The end of the world is nigh."

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

"They went together, doctor!"

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."