Roald Dahl Devotee T-Shirts

Occu-Pie Mars

I love my Timpani

A women in a shoeshop.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Olympic Torch Training

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

Cheerleaders

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Salvador Dali museum

Salvador Deli

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

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"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."