Roadkill Adventurer Gifts

The exciting new sport of Roadkill Ultimate Frisbee.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The next fast train has gone.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Run from the hills!

Confused drivers

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Oh shut up."

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Are we there yet?'

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

Wrong Way.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'This really is the road less traveled. I can't find it on my Google Map.'