Roadkill Adventurer Mugs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

'Have you been waiting long?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Street signs you don't want to see.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

The next fast train has gone.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Run from the hills!

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Car Journey.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Route 666.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Oh shut up."

Wrong Way.

'Are we there yet?'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

'Told you so.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

What to do if the kids take away your car.