Roadkill Enthusiast Gifts

I Brake for Roadkill

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'I found another pothole.'

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Road Buddies

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"On your mark! Get set!"

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'