Roadkill Enthusiast Gifts

I Brake for Roadkill

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"This can't be good."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'I need both hands for steering.'

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

'I found another pothole.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Road Buddies

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.

"On your mark! Get set!"

The Sex life of a Driving Test Examiner, "Thank you. I will not ask you to perform that manoeuvre again."

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'