Road Surveys Gifts

"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

When Engineers Crack.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'