Road Surveys Gifts

"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

When Engineers Crack.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."