Rival Readers Gifts

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tic-tac-toe

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Fight on the top

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Hell's Schlegel

Graduate

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"I still hate you."

"He's new here."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Baseball Angels