Rival Readers Mugs

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tic-tac-toe

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Just being proactive."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Fight on the top

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

Graduate

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"He's new here."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Hell's Schlegel

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'