Rival Collector Mugs

Desert Island Rivals

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tic-tac-toe

"Just being proactive."

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

The Daily Fury

Fight on the top

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

Clone Research and Development, "Psst- rumour has it the boss is a self-made man."

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'

'Friends are important...but you need enemies to keep your edge.'

The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'

Therapist wearing a Yankees' cap talks with an upset patient wearing a Mets cap.

"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."