Risk Rhymers Gifts

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Mystery of the Poets

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

This year I thought I'd do something different and give up writing Haiku poetry!

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."