Riot Pacifier Gifts

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Unsettlements.

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

Gaza escalation

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

Silencing the baby

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Dummy Sucking Area

'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'

"She started it."

Myanmar Peace Talk

Olive Branch

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.