Pensioner Pacifier Gifts

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Silencing the baby

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Bad times for retirees.

"You look good for your age."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Retirement Age

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Dummy Sucking Area

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.