Pensioner Pacifier Gifts

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

The Great Pyramid of Geezers

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"Big choices today Mr. retired board of directors. 2 ply or 3 ply?"

Silencing the baby

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Bad luck Harry, they've just raised the retirement age.'

Bad times for retirees.

"You look good for your age."

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Retirement Age

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'..Bert Higgins,O.A.P..'

Helen's husband is an old grump, too.