Paranoia Pacifier Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the paranoia pacifier aficionado? Our collection celebrates creative humor and playful design, ideal for anyone who appreciates a quirky take on this unusual interest. From fun mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that resonates with their playful personality and love for all things imaginative.

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"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day." mockup

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

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My Bookshelf Before the Internet

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No Immediate Danger

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Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth. mockup

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

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Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy... mockup

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

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'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.' mockup

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

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"You dropped yer wallet."

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"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?" mockup

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks." mockup

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

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'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' mockup

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere." mockup

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

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'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.' mockup

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

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"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him." mockup

"Bernie has fear of commitment - He thinks the American Psychiatric Association is out to get him."

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Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat. mockup

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

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'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.' mockup

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

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It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite? mockup

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

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Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE... mockup

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

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'You've got hypochondria.'

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'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

'Well, we've probed and diagnosed you thoroughly and still have found nothing. Now Dr. Thompson here would like you to lie down in his office for a special 'hypochondria scan.''

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