Pacifier Prankster Gifts

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"My homework ate my dog."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'

Get crazy once in a while

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."