Patient Pacifier Gifts

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Silencing the baby

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Dummy Sucking Area

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Taking blood pressure

'How's the new pacemaker.'

'Slow Connection'

"Yes, our cautiousness may be a bit excessive but we do have the lowest litigation rates in the industry."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

"The board advises we lose the binkies."

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

"The illness you came in with has cleared up naturally, but now you're covered in trolley sores."

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"Patch?"

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'