Pacifier Expert Gifts

Dummy Sucking Area

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Macron and Putin Talk

Gaza escalation

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Silencing the baby

Myanmar Peace Talk