Pacifier Expert Gifts

Dummy Sucking Area

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

American Idle.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Boss

Middleast Peace

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Unsettlements.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Silencing the baby

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'But I feel quite healthy.'