Pacifier Planter Gifts

Silencing the baby

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

The Music Seed

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Give Sleep a Chance

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

Dummy Sucking Area

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

"The board advises we lose the binkies."

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

"Why can't I play with her now?!"

"I hear the workers hate your guts Batson. Keep it up."

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

No more people.