Nicotine Pacifier Gifts

"Patch?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

No smoking initiative.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

Smoker's Airline.

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

"You've got a vapeworm."