Nicotine Pacifier Gifts

"Patch?"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Turkey...cold turkey.

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

No smoking initiative.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

Smoker's Airline.

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"Heaven help the poor customer today, Finley quit smoking this morning!"