Nicotine Patch Collector Gifts

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Boy with soccer spot patch on eye next to pirate.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"No offense."

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

"They're infantilizing us!"

'Smoking section, please.'

'I swear Ruby it's the laws one...'

'Diet patch, stop-smoking patch, birth control patch...'

Turkey...cold turkey.

'When you put on a new patch you're meant to take the old one off!'

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

"We need to find the packs of filtered cigarettes."

Musician busks for music notes.

No smoking initiative.

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

'I prefer these imported cigarettes - they don't have a health warning.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"