Nicotine Patches Gifts

This is the tenth box of patches he's bought in the last two days!

You will always find a spot to garden

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'When you put on a new nicotene patch you're supposed to take the old ones off!'

"You must cut down on your smoking."

'There you are - it works!'

Turkey...cold turkey.

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

No smoking initiative.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'You're meant to take the nicotine patches off after you've used them.'

'Do the patches help?'

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'You're a real cabbage patch doll! Lettuce introduce ourselves!'

"Before you put on a nicotine patch you need to take off the old one."

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

'It may only be the school run but our Mom had to use two nicotine patches to make sure she made it.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

Dear Diary...just Quit Smoking.

Smoker's Airline.

'You don't fully understand this nicotine patch idea, do you?.'

'I've tried Nicotine Patches, but they won't stay lit.'

Stop Smoking Programe.

"Patch?"

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'

Confessing to a smoking priest about cigarettes.

"You've got a vapeworm."