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"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Boss

Unsettlements.

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Silencing the baby

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'This one is for not stirring up global tensions with anything I say in TV interviews.'

Olive Branch

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

Dummy Sucking Area

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Myanmar Peace Talk