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Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Spa

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

American Idle.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

The Cat Spa

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Unsettlements.

Boss

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

Silencing the baby

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'But I feel quite healthy.'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."