Pacifier Pro Prints

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Spa

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

The Cat Spa

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Unsettlements.

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

Silencing the baby

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'But I feel quite healthy.'

Dummy Sucking Area