Pacifier Collector Prints

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Silencing the baby

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

Harold Wilson

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

"Pipe Dream"

Designated smoking area of the gods

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"I see you still have the president's ear."

"I'll take that one."

"The board advises we lose the binkies."

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Moses takes a rest.

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

"We were able to build this nice, new library when Mr. Comstock paid all of his overdue book fines,"

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."