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"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Silencing the baby

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

Harold Wilson

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

'The fellow must have a pace maker because he collapsed when I fired the garage door opener at him.'

"Pipe Dream"

Designated smoking area of the gods

"I see you still have the president's ear."

Acebook.

"The board advises we lose the binkies."

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

"I'll take that one."

Edward stayed home, biding his time & waiting for the pipe smoking revival.

Moses takes a rest.

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

"Hate the crime, love the conditioner."

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."