Pet Pacifier T-Shirts

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

The Cat Spa

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'