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"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No Soliciting

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Don't even think about it."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's just not the real me."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Best in Heat.

Silencing the baby

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Dummy Sucking Area

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."