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It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Spa

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

The Cat Spa

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

Dogs can dream too.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'