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It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

Spa

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

The Cat Spa

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dogs can dream too.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

My Bowl Is Empty.