Pet Pampering Pro T-Shirts

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

The Clipping

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You spoil that dog.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Why Poodles Become Killers

"She's okay...just enjoying some much needed me-ow time."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dogs can dream too.

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dogs shaving