Pooch Pacifier Gifts

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

No Soliciting

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Don't even think about it."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's just not the real me."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Silencing the baby

Best in Heat.

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

Dummy Sucking Area

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Couldn't you, and your ... your naked fur go sit somewhere else?'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."