Pooch Peacekeeper Gifts

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Dog ignores angry cat.

Litterary Dogs.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"That's just not the real me."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Good Dog!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Best in Heat.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I already have a home security system.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'