Pooch Companion Gifts

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"That's just not the real me."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'He's barking mad!'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"