Pooch Patrol Leader Gifts

"First let me give you my conspectus."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Police Feline Unit

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Not really. I went on the green carpet just before we came out."

Pets on holiday.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

The downside of curbing your dog....

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.

'And pop out and get some now!'

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Caution: Human at Work.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.