Rhyme Robber Gifts

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

How a poet works

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Poetry repairman

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,