Musical Robber Gifts

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"Hey—no cheating!"

At night - snake charmer.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I've got sea mail."

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Whistling

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

Looking for a cool cat.

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

Trombone Practical Jokes

Muscle Music.

"You can't take a solo after every serve."