Musical Robber Mugs

'there are two of them,,,,No, they're not really armed,,,'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

At night - snake charmer.

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"I've got sea mail."

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

Looking for a cool cat.

Whistling

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"Is that your 'God Bless America' or mine?"

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

'You know, that's a TYPO.'

Trombone Practical Jokes

Muscle Music.