Music-loving Criminal Gifts

Gangster shoots musical notes.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

Guitar.

Chain and Ball music player.

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

Silent music

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

Hmmm

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

Steve Vai

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

The updated Odyssey. The Sirens will try to lure us to our doom with their song, so everybody turn up your iPod to drown them out!

Pill testing

'And without further ado, ladies and gentlemen! Here he is...The one and only! 'ELLLVIS--- THE PELVIS!' '