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"Before I begin your six-month review, I want you to know you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say. . ."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

The Music Critic.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You call that a suit?"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"How was the play!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

How's my Sermon . . .

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."

'Try not to jerk when you come to the end of the rope.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

Editor

'It feels good to make a difference.'

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

Tip responsibly

"The reviews said the reviewers were very clever."