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'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Vitruvian Manatee

Contestants defeated in the ring toss competition head back to the hotel to recharge for a late night nude hot tub partying and 'bootie shakin' erotic cage fetish dancing.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

When I make it, I like to see it.

My own museum.

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

You ARE entitled to return a meal...But NOT after you've eaten it!!

Paterfamilias prefers his own bedroom (which the whitewashers have just left) to the discomfort of an hotel.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

Building getting a new coat fitted

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

The ghost of christmas regifting

Noel Fever

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'But this can't be what I ordered ... I know I ordered somethng I like.'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'