Review Guru Gifts

Restaurant. Try our buffet. Since you "liked" the buffet, you should say you're "fully satisfied," not "fed up."

"Roger takes his online product reviews VERY seriously!"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Musical genres

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I've just been reincarnated, anyone here know what iphone we're up to?"

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

The Music Critic.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Four Types of Critics

"You're late."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"How was the play!"

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."