Reunion Joker Pillows

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Night of the Latkes

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Did you miss me?

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Mummy?!

Ice-Cube-IV