Reunion Joker Pillows

'Of course my income didn't really take off until I left tele-marketing and got into insurance fraud.'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Night of the Latkes

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I'm thinking of getting the old band back together."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Did you miss me?

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Mummy?!

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Ice-Cube-IV