Retro Fighter Gifts

"The system's down."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Early Colour TV

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

You had me at vintage.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Computer Class.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'