Jet Fighter Aficionado Gifts

US Airforce.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The World Wide Web.

Turkish Democracy

'I'm on my way!'

Birds Following Witch.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

A Little Extra

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Napoleon marches off alone

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Top Soviet Dissident Freed

bird

I warned you to keep it low!

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Student driver"

A drone laying an egg

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Be careful - we've seen an alarming increase in the number of plane strikes."

James Baldwin

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'