Retirement Rights Enthusiast Gifts

"They want to push back the age at which we'll be denied social security benefits."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

'So that's agreed, we terrify people with stories about living to a hundred in poverty and hope that makes them drop dead early.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

Retirement Issues

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Scary stuff, but I'm not sure the world is ready for the unexpurgated story of life as a pensions adviser!"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Department of Work and No Pension

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I keep my savings under my mattress. It's the only way I'll ever be able to retire on my money."

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Based on the economy and your rate of savings, I've updated your retirement projections."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."