Retirement Realists Gifts

Looking for a gift for the retirement realist in your life? These items blend wit and wisdom, perfect for those who appreciate a down-to-earth approach to their next adventure. Show your support and admiration for their practical outlook with a gift that acknowledges their realistic yet joyful outlook on retirement.

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Social Security benefits are rising...But the system's runnin out of bread.

Social Security benefits are rising...But the system's runnin out of bread. mockup

Social Security benefits are rising...But the system's runnin out of bread.

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"Leaving parties aren't as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

"Leaving parties aren't as much fun since they put up the retirement age!" mockup

"Leaving parties aren't as much fun since they put up the retirement age!"

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"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky." mockup

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

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Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away. mockup

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

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"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently." mockup

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.' mockup

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

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Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party. mockup

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

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'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.' mockup

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

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Vista Acres - A tanned community. mockup

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

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Recession

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'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.' mockup

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.' mockup

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

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"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'." mockup

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

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"I quit."

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"Goodbye cruel world."

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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Retirement Issues

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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US Dollar weakens.

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'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.' mockup

'Our retirement program is that you can resign whenever you want to.'

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Squeezing a tight budget...

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'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.' mockup

'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'

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"Why did we wait to get recliners?" mockup

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails." mockup

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

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Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle. mockup

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

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"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..." mockup

"You say that the best thing I could do for my health is to give up alcohol. Let's talk about the second best..."

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'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.' mockup

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

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'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.' mockup

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

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"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun." mockup

"Who would have thought retirement would be this much fun."

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'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.' mockup

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

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"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out." mockup

"I know I'm getting old when one big fart throws my back out."

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'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.' mockup

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

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Retirement Realists Gifts Collection

Retirement Realists Mugs

Discover our range of mugs designed for retirement realists—perfect for everyday mornings with a humorous or pragmatic touch.

Retirement Realists Pillows

Send a cozy message with pillows featuring humorous or realistic sayings—perfect for celebrating the pragmatic retiree.

Retirement Realists Prints

Find art prints that capture the essence of realistic retirement life with style and humor, ideal for decorating their new space.

Retirement Realists T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts ideal for the realistic retiree who loves witty, straightforward designs to reflect their practical outlook.