Retirement Aspirant Gifts

Looking for a gift for a retirement aspirant with a creative spirit? Our collection blends wit and warmth, helping them embrace this exciting chapter with humor and personality. Whether they’re dreaming of painting, writing, or simply relaxing, find something that sparks joy and celebrates their journey into retirement.

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'I can't wait to retire so I don't have to be nice anymore.'

'I can't wait to retire so I don't have to be nice anymore.' mockup

'I can't wait to retire so I don't have to be nice anymore.'

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"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt" mockup

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

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'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.' mockup

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

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"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days" mockup

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go." mockup

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!" mockup

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!" mockup

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

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Waiting for retirement.

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'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!' mockup

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

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'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.' mockup

'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'

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Best Places to Retire

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'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.' mockup

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

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Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

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'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.' mockup

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair." mockup

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

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"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?" mockup

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

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Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals. mockup

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

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'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.' mockup

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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Saving for Retirement.

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"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?" mockup

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

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"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year." mockup

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

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"Do you call this a business plan?" mockup

"Do you call this a business plan?"

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"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

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