Retail Rumble Lover Gifts

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

The Brothers Grime

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Pirates at the mall.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Spaghetti Rave"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Self-Checkout.

Last Chance for Everything.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

'No thanks, just looking.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'