Retail Expansion Enthusiast Pillows

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"How was work?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Myths and legends...

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Sale.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

SWOTs

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"