Retail Exploration Pillows

The Piranesi Mall

Complaints department

"Gah, they've had a refit."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Myths and legends...

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Reality of Parenthood

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Awkward customers.

You are what you eat

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

Final clearance sale.

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

"Putting the Christ back in Christmas."

"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."

'We believe in treating all our customers as individuals...this, for example, is individual no 76/KLC/PO/2387A.'

Walmart vs. Target.

"I wish she's take us. She shops at the 99 scent store!"

'Fashion Victim.'

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

'I've come down for a lie down - I've been in retail therapy.'